Budget - Jokes

Usha mami, decided it was time to trim her household budget wherever possible, so rather than having her dress in a washing machine, she washed it by hand.

Proud of her savings, she boasted to her husband Kicha mama, "Just think, honey, we're eight dollars richer because I washed my dress by hand."

"Good," her husband Kicha mama replied. "Wash it again!"

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MOST IMPORTANT PROFESSION

Kicha mama, the economist, had a debate with two other professionals, an architect and a surgeon.

The surgeon said, 'Look, we're the most important. God's a surgeon because the very first thing God did was to extract Eve from Adam's rib.'

The architect said, 'No, wait a minute, God is an architect. God made the world in seven days out of chaos.'

Kicha mama, the economist smiled, 'And who made the chaos?'

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Usha mami once asked Kicha mama, the great economist, for his office phone number and he gave her an estimate.